Because today is apparently “stupid soul-rotting pseudo-celebrities getting TV shows” day, here’s Dina Lohan‘s interview with Extra, where she tells Mario Lopez how she wants to be on Dancing with the Stars, despite the fact that she can’t and she isn’t. Of course, this has nothing to do with the fact that Lindsay Lohan turned down a spot on the show, or the fact that Dina’s only method of supporting herself is to claw through Lindsay’s scraps. “Oh boy, an audition for a Faces of Meth porn parody? This is gonna buy me SOOOOOO much boxed wine!”
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