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Lindsay Lohan’s Parents: Banned from her reality show!

Lindsay Lohan’s Parents: Banned from her reality show!
September 30, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan‘s parents only means of employment are coasting on their daughter’s image and that’s it, so of course both of them would attempt to jump on Lindsay’s reality TV series (coming to Oprah Winfrey‘s OWN network early next year) the first chance they got. Except it turns out even the producers, people who profit directly from creating dramatic circumstances around their central star, think it’s a bad idea to have them on the show and have banned them from the set. TMZ reports …

Michael and Dina Lohan will NOT film a single scene for the upcoming series. No one will even refer to DiLo’s DWI arrest earlier this month — according to production sources. We’re told producers were struggling a few weeks back with the show’s direction … and after intense debate decided to not include the “Lohan family circus.” We’re told cameras did capture Michael and Lindsay together on 3 days — but it’s unclear whether that footage will make the final cut … and there won’t be any further shooting with daddy dearest.

I’m sure somewhere out there, Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan are crying fiery tears of vodka from this snubbing, but it won’t be long until they have their own reality TV show!

Agent: So run your premise by me again?
Dina: We don’t actually have a premise for our show, it’s pretty pointless.
Michael: But we’re related to someone famous and we never shut up about it!
Dina: We have no discernible life skills, but we drink constantly.
Michael: And we take out our petty, unjustified anger on people constantly.
Dina: We’re some of the worst people in the world!
Michael: And we’re completely convinced that we’re good people.
Agent: … we just got offers from TLC, Bravo and MTV.

Lindsay Lohan

Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan out and about in NYC on September 25, 2013.

PHOTO | FAME/FLYNET

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.