Dina Lohan got arrested for drunk driving

Dina Lohan got arrested for drunk driving
September 13, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

UPDATE: Dina Lohan’s lawyer issued this statement: “Dina Lohan is a good person. Her life has been dedicated to her four children. She has worked hard her entire life and she has been a ‘Parent Trapped’ with the entire world watching her in a fishbowl with murky water due to no fault of her own. She appreciates the grave seriousness of this matter and is mindful that the Nassau County District Attorney considers these types of cases a top priority. But as an attorney with 45 years of experience, I am confident that as a first time offender, with absolutely no prior record, that the Judicial System will treat Dina Lohan with even-handed fairness.”

Dina Lohan

Now that Lindsay Lohan is clean and sober and seems to be getting her health an career back on track, Dina Lohan (age 50) has apparently decided to carry on the torch of drunkitude. And then she realized that carrying things is hard, so she just threw it in the passenger seat of her car and drove around completely sloshed, until she was eventually pulled over for driving with a blood alcohol level more than twice the legal limit. TMZ reports …

Dina Lohan was arrested for drunk driving in Long Island, NY last night … and cops say her blood alcohol level was more than TWICE the legal limit. Lindsay Lohan’s 50-year-old mother was pulled over on the Northern State Parkway by New York State Police around 11 pm Thursday night … after she was allegedly going 77mph in a 55 in her white BMW. During the stop, cops say she appeared intoxicated — and tested her blood alcohol level, which registered at .20 — more than twice the legal limit of .08. According to officials, “Lohan made an allegation that she was injured during the course of the arrest” … but when medical personnel responded to the scene and determined she was fine, Dina “recanted her claim.”

Of course Dina would try and get out of it by claiming the bad police officers gave her a boo-boo. I mean granted, it doesn’t even hold a candle to the time Michael Lohan tried to escape police by jumping out of a window and proceeding to eat total sh!t once he remembered he’s not Spider-Man, but bless her little boozy heart, Dina sure tried her hardest to live up to that one.


Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.