Dina Lohan crashes party, demands a seat for her purse

Dina Lohan

Lindsay Lohan may have grown and matured during her stay in rehab, but not to worry! Dina Lohan is still a stupid, entitled jagweed! While Lindsay was plugging away in rehab and reevaluating her life and choices, Dina decided to crash a benefit in the Hamptons, forced someone to abandon their chair so that she could put her purse on it, and generally acted like a delusional moron. Via Page Six

Dina Lohan isn’t afraid to show up uninvited. Lindsay’s mom crashed Saturday’s Art for Life benefit in the Hamptons. “She showed up with a friend and said they bought tickets, but they didn’t,” confirmed an insider. “Organizers seated them because they didn’t want drama. She was on a pretend phone call with ‘her publicist.’ ” Once inside, Lohan didn’t lie low: She asked a guest to move so she could put her purse on their chair. “My Prada deserves its own seat,” she was overheard sniffing. While posing for a photo, she told a guest, “I don’t have Instagram. My daughters do. They post pictures of themselves all the time. I’m like, ‘OMG, stop doing that!’ ”

Oh, that’s just glorious. That’s not even close to normal human behavior; that’s like what would happen if aliens crash landed on our planet and learned how to act human by watching SNL skits. I’m not saying that Dina is an extraterrestrial whose behavior was clumsily inspired by caricatures of awful women, I’m just saying I would be more surprised if she wasn’t.

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