Did someone hack Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag?

When we last left vapid reality famewhores Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, they had been banished to live in the cold, dark basement of the Celebrity Big Brother house (in the UK) like the inbred monster children they are. Except somehow, Spencer either got his hands on a phone or someone hacked into his Twitter account, because someone is currently douching it up on Twitter under the guise of Spencer and his magical flesh-coloured pedo-beard.

https://twitter.com/spencerpratt/status/287167106338930690

https://twitter.com/spencerpratt/status/287218297462738945

https://twitter.com/spencerpratt/status/287544939741589505

https://twitter.com/spencerpratt/status/287686607778234369

https://twitter.com/spencerpratt/status/288188992858488832

A couple stray observations here: First, there is no way the producers would let him tweet, since people could just send him spoilers and give him a leg-up on the competition. On the other hand, Spencer is a pathological famewhore and would gladly try and bang a kitten if he thought it would get his name into Cat Fancy magazine. (That’s a real magazine, sadly.) So let’s cut this bitch with Occam’s razor and find the truth in all this: Spencer probably snuck a phone into this house up his rectum, and is now tweeting as a means of milking his floundering pseudo-flame for all its worth. Also, glad to see Spencer is one of those assholes who spends five minutes in the UK and immediately cops the lingo for the sake of sounding worldly and travelled when he couldn’t even find his own fat ass on a map.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

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