Did Ali Lohan have plastic surgery or not?

Ali Lohan

If you haven’t been on the internet for the past couple of days, here’s what you missed: Madonna‘s still evil and ZOMG ALI LOHAN LOOKS TOTALLY DIFFERENT! Caught up now? Good. Well after the fallout that came with seeing Ali’s new geometrically inspired face (I hear high schools are using her cheekbones to teach students about the Pythagoras theorum), Ali’s modeling agency has come forward stating that Ali has never had cosmetic surgery, and that she’s just turning into her mother. Which I guess means she’s had cosmetic surgery. And booze. And pills. Here’s Us Weekly with the blurb:

“Contrary to recent reports, I can confirm that Aliana Lohan has not had any surgery,” Alexis Borges, the agency director at Next Model Management, which represents Ali, told E! News. “As a young girl who is growing up, it’s natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent. Aliana is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who is growing into her face and body, as is the norm for someone of her age. We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape.” Lindsay Lohan also weighed in on the speculation, telling E! her sibling “has never” had surgery.

Look, I will grant Ali the fact that since her new face is almost identical to her mother’s, it was probably a lot of genetics that came into play here. That being said, this isn’t a “slight” change. If you put pictures of Ali before and after side-by-side, absolutely no one would believe they’re the same girl. And it really doesn’t help that Lindsay Lohan is coming to her defense (barely), since Lindsay can’t even lie about herself convincingly, so there’s no way a three word denial is going to convince me Ali hasn’t at least had some lip injections.

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