Details on Ashton Kutcher and Sara Leal’s wild night!

Now that it’s imminently clear that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore will probably split up because Ashton is a drunk slut who can’t keep his dick out of other drunk sluts, it’s time for friends of the drunk slut mistress to come forward and milk this story for some of that sweet, sweet tabloid money. First up: A friend of Sara Leal who’s selling out the story to Star magazine, because let’s face it: the booze and cocaine required to help you forget your dead inside won’t just buy itself. Via RadarOnline:

And, according to Megan, the Two and a Half Men star certainly wasn’t keeping it a secret that he and his superstar wife Demi Moore were on the outs: “When I heard he was separated, I definitely thought he was acting like a guy who was single. He was mingling…doing his thing. I felt Ashton and Sara were going to hook up because everyone was drunk. It was a good time. Drinks were flowing. Everyone was partying. There was music. There was a hot tub. If there’s a hot tub involved, there is going to be some action. And Sarah is a hot girl,” Megan said. “She’s a nice girl and she’s very good looking, I’m sure he saw her and said, ‘damn, that girl’s hot.’”

And then he probably drank some more and said “Yup, I should sleep with that despite the fact that I stood in front of a room of my closest friends and family and told them I’d stay faithful to one woman for the rest of my life. But to be fair, ‘for the rest of my life’ seemed like a much shorter amount of time back then. Now, who wants to take a ride on not – Charlie Sheen‘s dick?”

Ashton Kutcher and Sara Leal

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