Normally, we don’t devote too much time to respected actors in their fifties, even if they get divorced, mostly because we know our target audience is mostly interested in looking at twinks and hearing about dumbass famewhores who can barely spell their own names. That being said, Dennis Quaid (57) does look like this, so I’m just going to go ahead and call dibs on this one. TMZ reports:
According to the divorce petition filed by Kimberly Buffington-Quaid and obtained by TMZ, “The marriage has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities … that destroys the legitimate ends of the marriage relationship and prevents any reasonable expectation of reconciliation.” Kimberly is asking for spousal support and attorney’s fees. There is a temporary custody order in place, which provides that both Dennis and Kimberly each get time with their kids. The order only covers last weekend, but presumably they will get an updated order soon. The kids cannot be taken out of state or removed from school without an agreement by both parties or an order by the judge.
So basically, yadda yadda yadda standard celebrity divorce proceedings. Let’s all go back to the part we care about, specifically how Dennis Quaid looks better in his fifties than the cast of Jersey Shore does in their twenties. Seriously, this either some sort of witchcraft, or a matter of good genes and a healthy lifestyle trumping a quartet of steroid-abusing douchebags.