So by now, we’ve established that Demi Moore was sucking back whip-its, synthetic weed, and Red Bull all while trying to bang twinks and kindergarteners in order to try and become young again (has Madonna taught you nothing? You have to suck the life out of Brazilian models!) So now let’s make this all even worse with this report from TMZ saying that Demi was also partying with Miley Cyrus the night she brought out the now infamous penis cake to celebrate her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth‘s birthday.
Multiple sources who were at Club Icon on January 14 tell us … Demi was hanging out with her daughter Rumer and some young friends … mostly kickin’ it in the VIP section. We’re told Demi was drinking Red Bull all night … a drink she’s been obsessively sucking down for years. We’re told she left with Rumer sometime after midnight. A few days later, Demi was seen clubbing with Rumer around Hollywood … and on January 23rd, she was hospitalized after inhaling nitrous oxide in the form of whip-its, a drug that’s super popular with high school kids.
Oh Demi … now you’re just reaching for straws. “Hey! Hey Rumer! Does this penis cake make me look younger? Oh, my beauty will stay fore- HOLY SHIT! Is that an empty can of whipped cream? GIMME! There may be some youth stuck to the bottom of it! *Suck suck suck*”