Demi Moore can’t forgive Ashton Kutcher …

In the least surprising news ever, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have allegedly entered marriage counseling which at this point is like trying to fix the Titanic with duct tape. And now it turns out that Demi can’t forgive Ashton for trolling for fresh poon (aka Sara Leal) during their anniversary, so now it looks like that inevitable divorce is more or less on. RadarOnline reports:

“They’ve been in counseling,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline exclusively. But when Ashton cheated with Leal in San Diego in the early morning of September 24th, it dealt a death blow to the marriage. “They separated about six weeks ago,” the source said. “Both went to Kaballah counseling hoping to save the marriage. But it’s over now.”Kutcher has been accused of cheating previously in the marriage. He denied hooking up with Brittney Jones last year, but has been quiet about his sexual encounter with Sara Leal, who slept with Ashton in his penthouse suite in San Diego and then sent a text message to friends telling them about it.

Oh come on, seriously? How do celebrities think they can cheat on their spouses with randoms and get away with it? I mean shit, most of the girls aching for celebrity dick are kind of gigantic famewhores anyway, so you pretty much know that the moment they’re out of there they’re throwing that shit on Twitter and selling that story to any tabloid rag that will pay them. Wait, why does that sentence sound so much like Ashton’s entire life?

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

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