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Demi Moore and Zac Efron?!

Demi Moore and Zac Efron?!
February 1, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Demi Moore and Zac Efron

As more and more reports surface claiming that Demi Moore is clinging to extreme youth (by which I mean she really wants to be sixteen apparently) this one about how she tried to initiate a hook-up with Zac Efron might be the least sad at this point, because as everyone knows, banging Zac is way better than sucking nitrous oxide out of an empty can of whipped cream. Us Weekly reports:

“She’s been really down, and she’s surrounding herself with young people to make her feel better,” an insider tells Us of Moore, who’s been obsessed for years with staying young and thin. “She’s been mixing pills and Red Bulls, among other things,” another source says. One of Moore’s favorite young stars to party with — and flirt with — is daughter Rumer Willis’s longtime friend Zac Efron, 24, a hunk nine years younger than Kutcher, 33. A wired, gaunt Moore “tracked down” the High School Musical star at a party in L.A.’s Venice neighborhood, an insider tells Us. “She seemed out of her mind at this party.”

So basically, Ashton Kutcher ruined Demi Moore when he dumped her, because as everyone knows, Ashton ruins everything he touches. He’s like the King Midas of abject failure. Anyway, Demi is apparently so ruined now that she can only feel good about herself by fucking young dudes. Yeah, that sounds right when you remember that Demi lives and works in a place where they would rather cast a blonde whore than a talented actress for any part whatsoever.

Demi Moore and Zac Efron