Demi and Ashton’s Twitter drama!

Because everything Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher does revolves around Twitter in some way, everyone is freaking out over the fact that *GASP!* Ashton has stopped following Demi, which means they’re divorcing because Twitter is a legally binding marital contract or something. RadarOnline reports:

Demi Moore is no longer one of the 671 people Ashton Kutcher follows on Twitter, RadarOnline is exclusively reporting. And it appears Demi stopped following Ashton as well for a period of time, and only recently began to “follow” him again. Ashton now appears to be following Demi on Twitter, but at time of publication and numerous reviews of his page, he was not.

Okay, so admittedly this is pretty damning evidence, but once again, there are far better points for the media to be focusing, like the recent pictures of Ashton driving around in a car with the blonde whore (aka Sara Leal) he allegedly banged. This is like showing up to a scene of a murder, seeing a guy with a knife write “I DID IT!” on the wall with his victim’s blood, and then focusing on the wad of gum on the bottom of the murder’s shoe that was recently chewed by the victim.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

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