Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher: Friends again?

Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher: Friends again?
September 10, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher

If you completely forgot about the time Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore split up, here’s a refresher: Ashton Kutcher allegedly cheated on Demi with a bunch of random floozies, and then Demi had a breakdown and started doing whip-its. But apparently, everyone saw this as a viable relationship and assumed they were getting back together after the two of them were spotted together last night, except now they’re just back to being civil to each other. TMZ reports …

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore made a huge statement about their contentious divorce last night … walking together and talking to each other after landing at Burbank Airport. The former couple both showed up at the same tech conference in San Jose, CA. That seemed like a coincidence but the surprise was that they flew back on the same plane and seemed cordial, if not friendly.

Well, at least they’ve just gotten to a point where they can be civil with each other. And it’s a really good thing that they’re not dating again, because let’s face it: if that’s how your relationship ended last time, it probably isn’t going to work the second time around. Seriously, hot tub floozies? Sucking on an empty can of whipped cream? These are not the things that happen in a healthy, mutually beneficial relationship. Friends? Sure. Lovers? Nyeh, not so much.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.