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Delusions of Grandeur: The Courtney Stodden Edition

Delusions of Grandeur: The Courtney Stodden Edition

Courtney Stodden

I used to think that famewhore and teen bride Courtney Stodden was knowingly acting like an underage prostitute for the sake of attention, which to be honest probably isn’t much better than doing so unknowingly. Either way, you’re still sexualizing yourself at an age where you’re still too young to really understand your own body and sex in general. But here she is comparing her singing voice to Britney Spears and Cher, which is 100% sacrilege in my book.

And here she is comparing herself to Marilyn Monroe, which is like chapter one in the “So You Want To Be A Stupid Blonde Famewhore” book.

Marilyn was actually an established and much loved actress who was nominated for awards instead of starring on crappy reality TV shows. She had affairs with heads of state instead of washed up fifty-something character actors (like Doug Hutchison), which makes me think that Courtney couldn’t tell the difference between Marilyn and a hamster.

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.