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Deadmau5 hates Justin Bieber

Deadmau5 hates Justin Bieber
August 1, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

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I’m not hugely versed on all things Deadmau5, but what I have heard from him is amazing and he seems pretty candid about just about everything, which I adore in a world-renowned celebrity. This level of not giving a sh!t is what allows him to go on the record with HuffPo and talk about how much he thoroughly hates Justin Bieber. And if there’s one thing I love, it’s when famous people call out Bieber for being a huge douche.

He’s especially upset because the Belieber brouhaha distracted people from a much more important Twitter campaign that he tried to launch that same day: getting himself on Top Gear, the BBC’s enormously popular motoring show. “Which got fucking buried thanks to that little prick,” Deadmau5, aka Joel Zimmerman, tells The Huffington Post. “Like you little fuck. I can’t believe it. I was so fucking stoked that whole day and then he just shows up and, I shit you not, I didn’t think about anything else other than ‘You just fucking ruined every chance I ever had of getting on fucking Top Gear. So that’s that.”

If it’s any consolation, Deadmau5 actually knows how to arrange music and can actually survive as a self-contained unit, while Justin needs a marketing team, writers, personal assistants, an entourage of yes men, a “swag coach”, a group of fall guys, someone to design his dumbass diaper pants, a videographer for when he pees in mop buckets, a guy to dispense sanitary wipes whenever he spits on someone, and a six-year-old to design all his tattoos. Justin wouldn’t survive on his own; Deadmau5 will.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.