David Spade tossed shade at Reese Witherspoon!

David Spade tossed shade at Reese Witherspoon!
April 23, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

David Spade

Yesterday, the web went apoplectic after the story of Reese Witherspoon‘s drunken messiness went viral, the best part of which was her attempt to play the “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” card. Because apparently, getting drunk off your ass then hopping in car with your sloshed partner in crime behind the wheel is totally okay as long as you were in This Means War. Well, TMZ caught up with David Spade (I’m not sure why they chose him in particular, but whatever) and asked him what he thought about it, and dude threw beaucoup shade so masterfully I think he might secretly be a drag queen.

David Spade was leaving Boa Steakhouse in Hollywood last night when we asked if there’s ever a good time for a star to drop the “I’m a really big deal” schtick ( a la Reese) … and the Rules of Engagement star gave it to us straight. “If you have to explain to someone you’re famous, then you’re technically not that famous.”

OH SH!T. David Spade just closed the library. Seriously, Reese might be a talented Oscar-winning actress, but when your dumb ass hubby decides to drink and drive, putting the lives of others and your own in serious danger, you deserve to be read cover to cover.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.