David Furnish vs. Madonna!

So as I previously mentioned, Elton John and Madonna were throwing enough shade at each other at the Golden Globes to fill New York Drag Ball, which was easily the most entertaining part of an otherwise boring ceremony. Well, here comes Elton’s partner David Furnish to really nail home how much they hate each other, posting on Facebook about how Madonna is a gargoyle lady and that her acceptance speech made her sound like … you know, that word that begins with a ‘c’ and ends with an ‘unt’? That’s right: Madonna was a cranky runt. I said it. Us Weekly reports:

Shortly after the 53-year-old pop singer’s name was called, Furnish wrote on his Facebook page: “Madonna. Best song???? F**k off!!!” After Madonna’s acceptance speech — the orchestra even started playing in an attempt to cut her off — Furnish’s rant continued. “Madonna winning Best Original Song truly shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit. Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in its narcissism,” he wrote. “And her criticism of Gaga shows how desperate she really is.”

In all seriousness though, it’s good to see that Madonna at least got something out of W.E., especially since that movie was actually kind of a colossal bag of suck and dog turds. No, seriously, have you seen it? It was so damn awful. Which kind of makes me wonder where she gets off pretending her shit doesn’t stink when her film was probably the worst one there to pick up an award. Admittedly, Best Original Song usually has nothing to do with the actual film, but still, bitch might want to bring it down a couple notches.

Elton John and David Furnish

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