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David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are dunzo!

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are dunzo!
June 29, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Well, it was going to happen sooner or later, so here it is: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni have split, and so far the fate of their marriage is up in the air. And by “up in the air”, I mean Tea wants a monogamous relationship and David wants to stick his dick in everything. Do the math.

Sources close to the couple tell us … although David and Tea are taking time apart, they have not decided if they will file for divorce. David and Tea were married back in 1997 — and briefly separated in 2008. The couple has 2 children together — a 12-year-old daughter and a 9-year-old son. SOURCE

Look, they both seem nice enough and they’re cute together, but … come on. She wants to fuck him and only him for the rest of her life (stupid!) and he wants to promise to her to remain monogamous to her while fucking anything with fake tits and a tan (STUPIDER!) It’s just not how relationships work.

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni