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Who will be ‘Dancing with the Stars’ this season?

Dancing with the Stars

Oh yay, another season of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars (premiering on Monday, March 18th). Sorry, but after last night’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race, I just can’t even pretend I care about any other reality TV show. That being said, the cast list of DWTS, and this sixteenth season already looks like it’s shaping up to be a delicious train wreck. The cast list, via Us Weekly

  • Boxer Victor Ortiz and new pro Lindsay Arnold
  • Actor/Comedian D. L. Hughley and Cheryl Burke
  • Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones and Karina Smirnoff
  • Comedian Andy Dick and former troupe member Sharna Burgess
  • Actor Ingo Rademacher and Kym Johnson
  • Olympic gymnast Aly Raisman and Mark Ballas
  • Country singer Kellie Pickler and Derek Hough
  • Country legend Wynonna Judd and Tony Dovolani
  • Disney Channel star Zendaya Coleman and Valentin Chmerkovskiy
  • Olympic figure skater Dorothy Hamill and Tristan MacManus
  • RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules star Lisa Vanderpump and new pro Gleb Savchenko

Really? Andy Dick? Oooooooo, there’s going to be some rumpus room f*ckery this season … that being said, I actually like D. L. Hughley and Wynonna Judd, so this could actually be pretty good.

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