The new ‘Dancing with the Stars’ cast has been announced!

The new ‘Dancing with the Stars’ cast has been announced!
March 4, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Dancing with the Stars

So Dancing With The Stars is coming back for its 18th season (premiering Monday, March 17th), and once again I only know maybe three or four of the people they actually announced. But I don’t even care because DREW CAREY, BITCHES! Us Weekly, spin that sh!t …

Real Housewives of Atlanta star NeNe Leakes — dancing with Tony Dovolani
Olympic figure skater Meryl Davis — dancing with Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Olympic figure skater Charlie White — dancing with Sharna Burgess
Full House alum Candace Cameron Bure — dancing with Mark Ballas
Price Is Right host Drew Carey — dancing with Cheryl Burke
Former hockey player Sean Avery — dancing with Karina Smirnoff
Big Time Rush singer James Maslow — dancing with Peta Murgatroyd
World record long-distance swimmer Diana Nyad — dancing with Henry Byalikov
The Wonder Years alum Danica McKellar — dancing with Val Chmerkovskiy
Actor Billy Dee Williams — dancing with Emma Slater
Australian pop singer Cody Simpson — dancing with Witney Carson
Double-amputee snowboarding champ Amy Purdy — dancing with Derek Hough

All right, I know who NeNe Leakes is because of the Celebrity Apprentice and I love her and Drew Carey is an improv comedy legend. Sean Avery I also know because my brothers watch hockey and he’s damn hot, and Billy Dee Williams was Lando Calrissian so you best respect. Finally, Danica McKellar now has a career teaching girls that math and intelligence can be fun, so WOO! DANICA MCKELLAR!

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.