hey kids – read on below for a roundup of last night’s apprentice – its raining in LA – i so cant deal! more later from me!
 | let me start off by apologizing. this week’s apprentice musings will be somewhat brief compared to prior week’s. unfortunately, i’ve learned that watching the apprentice while under the influence of illegal substances isn’t the greatest when it comes to remembering everything that happened…sorry. so, here’s the cliff notes version of last night’s stunning performance starring my favorite narcissist donny deutsche. god, i can’t stand that guy. i’m in advertising…but he’s all about himeself and not so much about the work…and well, he’s donny douche-bag in my book. anyway, client: dove’s new cooling body wash. project: create a 30 second TV spot that’s memorable. magna corp: soft-core gay porn featuring a cucumber and a bitchy model. net worth: non-comedic commerical featuring a man lathering face with body wash…lovely. so, the big twist of last night’s show was that neither team won. magna, for creating a gay porn for the world’s most generic, republican and family-oriented brand. and net worth for showing body wash as face lotion (no water, no wash). kristen, project manager for net worth is fired because, well, she’s a bitch with a boyfriend who probably has no talent and so here’s a recap of some predictions: john – i still love you and i truly believe you’ll be in the final two erin – you’re a lawyer?! gosh, you suck…i don’t like looking at you or listening to you and you tried to get me to believe that your team is like family…so is michael your underachieving, mildly-retarded brother? donny deutsche – i don’t like you very much. but i’m sure you like seeing yourself on TV…you’re show on CNBC sucks. i’m out…sorry…i promise next week’s musing will be super duper! xxoo – dana |
