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Crystal Harris is gonna be just fine!

Crystal Harris is gonna be just fine!
June 20, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Crystal Harris

Now that her marriage to Hugh Hefner has been canned and the date has been passed, Crystal Harris decided to put that part of herself behind and party it up with Heidi Montag, because what better way to forget about your old life spent hanging around dumb, fake, blonde whores then by OH WAIT.

Hugh Hefner’s runaway bride celebrated what would have been her wedding day on Saturday poolside in Las Vegas with friends, including Heidi Montag. “I wanted to get away from L.A. so I didn’t have to think about the wedding,” the 25-year-old Playboy model told Radar Online at the MGM Grand’s Wet Republic pool party. Dressed in a skimpy black bikini, animal-print coverup and high heels, Harris laughed with her friends like Hef, 85, was a distant memory. SOURCE

Is it weird that I honest to God can’t tell the physical difference between Heidi Montag or Crystal Harris at this point? Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I just can’t tell the difference between two pieces of dried-up beef jerky with beach ball tits surgically glued to their chests like post-it notes, but I swear, they could be the same person. Actually, considering they’re both comprised of 99% silicone, they technically are.

Crystal Harris

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