Courtney Stodden wants to do ‘tasteful’ nudity

I’m warning you right now, it’s probably not a good idea to read this one with a mouthful of coffee or any other liquid, as the high “OH BITCH PLEASE” content of this post will likely result in a spit-take. Have you swallowed? Good, moving on. On the final episode of Couples Therapy, teen bride Courtney Stodden and her mom Krista Keller sat down with Dr. Jenn to discuss Courtney’s career in porn, where Courtney revealed that she’d only do ‘tasteful’ nudity. OH BITCH PLEASE. Via TooFab

“I do not ever want to see her do, like, pornography,” said mom Krista, who apparently has higher standards than we thought. “I would be so heartbroken and so upset at that.” Krista also revealed she wouldn’t want to her daughter to pose nude either — saying “I don’t want people seeing her with no clothes on, I’m a mother!”

Two things here:

A) First off, you’re Courtney Stodden. There is no way to do frame statutory relations in a way that qualifies as ‘tasteful.’

B) Second, for Thanksgiving, you posed naked with nothing but a cardboard cut-out of a Turkey hiding your giblets. How does that qualify as ‘tasteful’ exactly?

Courtney Stodden

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