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Courtney Stodden thinks she’s Marilyn Monroe!

Courtney Stodden thinks she’s Marilyn Monroe!
October 10, 2011 JEREMY FEIST

Because you just can’t keep a good girl (read: teenage prostitute) down, Courtney Stodden somehow made her way to Los Angeles after saving up enough back alley handjob money to get her and her creepy 51-year-old husband, actor Doug Hutchison, bus tickets down to the city. Once she arrived in Hollywood, Courtney took time out of her busy, busy schedule of … I don’t know. Old people dick? Yeah that sounds right. She took time out of her busy, busy schedule playing with old people dick to take a big steaming shit on Marilyn Monroe‘s legacy. RadarOnline reports:

The 17-year-old blonde bombshell hit up Hollywood Boulevard over the weekend in a skin tight gold lamé dress and stopped at Marilyn Monroe’s famous shoe and hand imprints on the Walk of Fame and her feet and hands exactly matched Marilyn’s! “I love Marilyn Monroe,” Courtney told RadarOnline.com. “My shoes and hands were a perfect fit!” Emulating the famous 50s Hollywood star, Courtney was snapped at Grauman’s Chinese Theater seductively posing with her own hands and feet in Marilyn’s imprints. Both women wore a size 7 and Courtney gushed about the match. “This was so much fun, Mambshell hit up Hollywood Boulevard over the weekend in a skin tight gold lamé dress and stopped at Marilyn Monroe’s famous srilyn is an idol of mine!”

First off, I know she’s trying to be sexy in the pic (posted on her Twitter account), but honestly, she looks like what would happen if you gave that dead chick from The Ring a bad bleach job and a fistful of Quaaludes. Second, I love how she’s very clearly trying to establish a connection between herself and Marilyn Monroe. You know, because one was a timeless beauty with a resume of classic films, while the other let a fifty-one-year-old man screw her into notoriety, despite the fact that she looks like a burn victim trying to strip her way through her medical bills. (Hint: Courtney is the second one!)

Courtney Stodden