Courtney Stodden will (probably) do porn!

A little about teen bride / famewhore Courtney Stodden: she looks like a partially deflated blow-up doll someone left on a stove, she married a guy (Doug Hutchison) in his fifties for attention, her idea of dirty talk makes her sound like Dr. Seuss after way too much ecstasy, and she turned eighteen this past week. Career-wise, where do you think she’s going? Eeeeeeeeyup. Porn. TMZ reports …

Courtney Stodden just called in to TMZ Live … and told us she’s been “flooded” with XXX offers from the moment she became “legal” … and the thought of her getting intimate with another man is freaking out her 52-year-old hubby Doug Hutchison. Still, Court says … “I’m not gonna say yes right now … and I’m not gonna say no.” We’ll take that as a yes.

Not that there’s anything inherently wrong with porn, so much as there’s something wrong with Courtney’s brand of porn; the kind where you can tell they don’t really care at all, they just want attention and adoration? Yeah. Because at that point it stops being fun and it just starts being weird and creepy and you can’t help but shake the feeling like if you don’t show this to someone else within seven days, a drowned, greasy-haired teenager will crawl out of your television and murder you. (People still get references to The Ring, right?)

Courtney Stodden

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