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Courtney Stodden: One of VH1’s ‘Winners of 2011’

Courtney Stodden: One of VH1’s ‘Winners of 2011’
November 18, 2011 JEREMY FEIST

I’m guessing Courtney Stodden really did get that reality television deal with VH1, because the cable network decided to choose her as one of their 40 Winners of 2011. I’m not sure what the contest was, but if I had to venture a guess? Either “51-year-old dick eating competition” or “most illegal fake titties in pop culture.” Or it could have been “Twitter account that sounds most like Dr. Seuss trying his hand at dirty talk.” Anyone of those would be entirely believable. RadarOnline reports:

A source exclusively tells RadarOnline that Courtney has been selected as one of VH1’s 40 Winners of 2011 and the 17-year-old bombshell is thrilled. Tying the knot at sixteen with her parent’s permission in May, Courtney is open with every detail of her life, from the fact that her breasts are 100% real, to the TMI rundown of her wedding night, to the intimate, and somewhat bizarre, Tweets she writes.

So basically, VH1 looked at this girl who married a fifty-one-year old washed up character actor who was on Lost for a few episodes for fame and money, and said “yes, this chick has it all figured out.” And then they gave her an award for vindicating every pedophile who ever existed. If that’s the case, we should probably keep them away from Penn State’s football program, otherwise they might just start firing off trophies out of a gun into a stadium crowd like they were t-shirts.

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