Courtney Stodden: An underage mermaid!

I should warn you right now: If you get a boner reading this post, you are a bad person. Anyway, Courtney Stodden, the world’s prettiest chemical accident victim, got booked to do an ad for freecreditscore.com in which she plays a “sexy” mermaid. Hey, pedophiles need to check their credit scores too, okay? So let them go. RadarOnline reports:

The ad starts with two buddies fishing for dinner and after catching one bite-size fish, they finally catch the big one — Courtney! “OMG. I’m so … wet,” Courtney says when she pops out of the water as a mermaid, shaking everything she can in her typical sultry way. Courtney exclusively tells RadarOnline,“I enjoyed working with the producer, and I have more sexy and fun things in the works!”

So basically, freecreditscore went ahead and created an ad whose primary focus was an underage girl? Once again: creepy and weird. It used to be that creating a film clip where seventeen-year-old girls shook their boobs around usually ended with the perpetrator being castrated by a donkey. But then again, I’m just old fashioned like that. GIT OFF MAH LAWN!

Courtney Stodden

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

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