Courtney Stodden: An underage mermaid!

I should warn you right now: If you get a boner reading this post, you are a bad person. Anyway, Courtney Stodden, the world’s prettiest chemical accident victim, got booked to do an ad for freecreditscore.com in which she plays a “sexy” mermaid. Hey, pedophiles need to check their credit scores too, okay? So let them go. RadarOnline reports:

The ad starts with two buddies fishing for dinner and after catching one bite-size fish, they finally catch the big one — Courtney! “OMG. I’m so … wet,” Courtney says when she pops out of the water as a mermaid, shaking everything she can in her typical sultry way. Courtney exclusively tells RadarOnline,“I enjoyed working with the producer, and I have more sexy and fun things in the works!”

So basically, freecreditscore went ahead and created an ad whose primary focus was an underage girl? Once again: creepy and weird. It used to be that creating a film clip where seventeen-year-old girls shook their boobs around usually ended with the perpetrator being castrated by a donkey. But then again, I’m just old fashioned like that. GIT OFF MAH LAWN!

Courtney Stodden

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