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Surprise! Courtney Stodden may release her sex tape!

Surprise! Courtney Stodden may release her sex tape!
May 21, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Courtney Stodden

In case you were under the impression that Courtney Stodden would tell the world she had a sex tape and then not release it for money and attention, Courtney is now thinking about releasing it for money and attention. It’s the classic example of Chekhov’s Gun, except instead of a gun, it’s a crappy video of a Q-list celebrity flicking the bean. RadarOnline reports …

“There is that saying ‘never say never,’” the 18-year-old, who in 2011 married then 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison when she was 16, said in a new interview.

Though adding she has “zero” intentions — right now — to make it public, Stodden wouldn’t rule out following in the footsteps of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, 21, who sold her XXX video Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom to porn producer Vivid, for $1.5 million.

“I’m not here to judge her decision regarding releasing a sex tape,” said Stodden. “That’s what she chose to do and to me, she seems to be happy with it. I wouldn’t say that I would ever go down the same route as anyone. We are all on our own unique journey. Only God knows what the future holds.”

For the record, this is what happened when teen bride Courtney tried to do a legitimate reality TV show, so just imagine those very same production values transplanted onto a video of Courtney diddling herself. It’ll look like a pair of talons punching a wormhole for fifteen minutes before it cuts to an MS paint smiley face followed by eight minutes of silent, black nothing.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.