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Meet Courtney Stodden’s ‘long lost sister’ Courtina …

Meet Courtney Stodden’s ‘long lost sister’ Courtina …

Courtney Stodden

Because it’s not like she really has anything else to do with her time, here’s teen bride and famewhore extraordinaire Courtney Stodden doing some sort of a Mexican-Russian accent and calling herself Courtina. Fittingly enough, Courtina means “curtains” in Spanish, so draw your own conclusions from that one. And I think this one might just be my imagination, but does it look like Courtney put on some dark makeup for this or something? Because I’m not gonna lie, I totally wouldn’t put it beyond Courtey to do blackface for attention. She’s totally stupid and needy enough to try it.

JEREMY FEIST
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.