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Courtney Stodden is shooting her reality TV show

Courtney Stodden is shooting her reality TV show
July 31, 2012 JEREMY FEIST
Courtney Stodden

It’s been something like two months since Courtney Stodden has graced our blog with her “rillness”, and to be honest, I just kind of assumed she was dead. That sounds super bad, I know, but … have you seen her? She is the reason why we have to remind people not to eat the little packets of silica gel you find in boxes of electrical equipment. Anyway, it looks like Courtney has finally found her way to that hallowed respite for the brainless, shameless, and grotesque: reality television!

I’ve already gone over what I thought of Courtney’s first stab at a reality TV show, and for the record, I still haven’t fully recovered. Sometimes at night, I hear the voices of the Great Old Ones. “Soon … soon the silicone child will open the portal between your world and hours … we shall feast for 666 days before we all crawl around on the floor pretending to be sexy kitties. Meow meow sexy kitty!”

Courtney Stodden