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COURTNEY STODDEN IS A CHILD!

COURTNEY STODDEN IS A CHILD!
August 16, 2011 JEREMY FEIST

Get ready for the single most uncomfortable moment of your entire day: Here’s sixteen-year-old (I repeat: SIXTEEN. YEARS. OLD.) Courtney Stodden (child bride of actor Doug Hutchison) posing in a ridiculously tiny red swimsuit because child pornography is a disturbingly lucrative business move (see: Lords, Traci and Corrigan, Brent). Oh, and here are a couple of her most recent tweets, in case you were thinking this entire thing wasn’t TESTICLE-SHRIVELINGLY TERRIFYING

Had a productive fulfilled day. Wrapping it all up now by playin’ fetch with my precious pink pooch. Talk about a cherry on top of a sundae! Slowly slipping under these sensuous silk covers as I lie down in bed & entertain myself w/the classic movie “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”. XOs

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with this whore? How does someone who is barely old enough to drive a car somehow able to come across as an aging cougar trying and failing to be sexy? I’m guessing it has something to do with the fact that she looks like a middle-age trailer-trash skank with five kids and a husband who throws empty beer bottles at her when she talks during NASCAR. Oh, and here’s a picture of her. SURPRISE! You’re a pedophile now. That’s what Courtney Stodden does to people.

Courtney Stodden