Courtney Stodden as Hello Kitty?! Oh no!

Today is the start of a long weekend up here in Canada because of Victoria Day! Although it’s not really a holiday, but we get an extra day to do nothing, so we just take it plus there’s fireworks) so while we go get ready to celebrate practically nothing, I’m just going to go ahead and leave you with this new video of teen bride and famewhore extraordinaire Courtney Stodden pretending to be Hello Kitty, as interpreted by someone who has no idea who Hello Kitty is. Although it does feature this incredibly disturbing and very uncomfortable super cute scene where Courtney plays in a litter box! If the sight of a teenage girl playing in a cat’s poop box arouses you, you are a bad person! Yes, I’m thinking of you Doug Hutchison.

Courtney Stodden

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

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