Courtney Stodden as Hello Kitty?! Oh no!

Today is the start of a long weekend up here in Canada because of Victoria Day! Although it’s not really a holiday, but we get an extra day to do nothing, so we just take it plus there’s fireworks) so while we go get ready to celebrate practically nothing, I’m just going to go ahead and leave you with this new video of teen bride and famewhore extraordinaire Courtney Stodden pretending to be Hello Kitty, as interpreted by someone who has no idea who Hello Kitty is. Although it does feature this incredibly disturbing and very uncomfortable super cute scene where Courtney plays in a litter box! If the sight of a teenage girl playing in a cat’s poop box arouses you, you are a bad person! Yes, I’m thinking of you Doug Hutchison.

Courtney Stodden

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

Super Fresh Gossip From Around The Web!

Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan on her (messy) first performance of Speed-The-Plow in London ... Dlisted
George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin are now officially married–well, almost! Celebitchy
Jennifer Lopez and BFF Leah Remini were in a hit-and-run with a drunk driver! PopSugar
Sofia Vergara has a problem with that bitch on Modern Family ... find out who! SOW
You can look at the leaked celebrity nudes photos, because they're art now The Blemish
Paris Hilton loves to spend money and her latest outing is totally proof of that! ICYDK
Here is my new favorite picture of Kim Kardashian ... oh such composure! Celebslam
O-Town cutie Ashley Parker Angel is putting his Instagram to very good use ... OMG Blog
I will say this, that famewhore MILF definitely knows how to dress ... Hollywood Tuna
When he is not doing everything Calvin Klein, Matthew Terry likes to model Oh La La
Britney Spears is getting her beauty on and now has a new fancy bob haircut! Evil Beet