Courtney Stodden got owned by ‘Gossip Girl’

Because there’s really nothing funnier than stupid, no-talent famewhores being made fun of in front of millions of people, Gossip Girl decided to take a shot at Courtney Stodden during the show, basically saying that no one actually knows who she is, and the people who do find her about as sexy and likeable as a landmine. But of course, Courtney is dumb as hell and starved for attention, so all she heard was “blah blah blah Courtney Stodden blah blah blah” and now she’s all happy that Gossip Girl validated her life by asking her to end it. Yeah, try and figure that one out. E! Online reports:

After having sexy time in the elevator, Blair (Leighton Meester) and Dan (Penn Badgley) discussed how, well, not sexy their rendezvous actually was. And that’s where Stodden came in. “That was terrible…like the least sexy thing since Courtney Stodden,” Blair told Dan, which he responded to by saying, “I don’t know who that is, but it’s much worse.”

How can he not know who she is?! Anyway, Courtney responded to the fictional characters’ comment on her Twitter. “Oh Blair… If Dan was with me, I would have shown him a waaay better time! xxx #gossipgirl @gossipgirl,” she tweeted.

Yes, and then Dan would have been arrested for statutory rape and then his name would be entered into the sex offender database because YOU ARE A MINOR. Actually, I honestly believe that Courtney has no idea what sex is or what people find attractive, so if Dan actually tried to do anything with her (you know, assuming he was into pedophilia) she probably would have given his wang the once over before asking what button she pushes to make money and fame come out of it.

Courtney Stodden

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