Courtney Stodden goes ‘natural’

Courtney Stodden goes ‘natural’
November 3, 2011 JEREMY FEIST

When you think of Courtney Stodden, what do you think of? Chances are, you just thought of a wall of make-up trying to devour itself, right? Well Courtney decided to show everyone that she’s more than just a pretty, poorly painted-on face by going out without make-up! By which we mean she went out in make-up, but she just wore enough to make her face look approximately human. Either that or her face is naturally about three shades lighter than the rest of her body. Can’t rule out that one. RadarOnline reports:

“I love being a girl and I love wearing makeup,” Courtney exclusively told RadarOnline and said that she wanted to show off her naked face for everyone to see. “Courtney looks the most beautiful when she steps out of the shower soaking wet,” her mother Krista Stodden told RadarOnline. “But she’s a girl and she loves to wear makeup.” The Teen Bride has been adamant about the fact that she has never had plastic surgery, and especially not a boob job, but in this sexy outfit her chest looked like it had some strange lines. “Skin cancer awareness is an issue that is near and dear to Courtney’s heart because I’m a melanoma survivor,” her mother said and explained what the lines are. “She only uses self tanner and never goes to a tanning bed so sometimes it accumulates on her chest.”

So what she wants you all to know is that her face is somehow naturally the whitest part of her body, that those mysterious, scar-like marks on her boobs where implants would normally be slipped in are just the result of tanning, and that her mother watches her shower and enjoys staring at her wet, naked body. Yup, none of those things surprise me when you consider they’re all about Courtney.

Courtney Stodden