Courtney Stodden is giving relationship advice?

Teen bride and famewhore Courtney Stodden is really the last person who should be giving advice on anything, unless you need to know how to fake a pederast relationship for attention. So apparently, RadarOnline decided to ask Courtney for advice for fourteen-year-old Modern Family star Ariel Winters and her rumored, eighteen-year-old boyfriend. No, it’s totally cool how you’re letting Courtney trivialize a teenagers pain for the sake of page views.

Out in Hollywood Saturday night, Courtney was asked to share her wisdom about older men with Ariel. Stodden was obviously confused at first, not seeming to have any idea who Ariel is. Fortunately, husband Doug, was there to fill her in, helping Courtney come up with a good answer. “I think it’s awesome! As long as they’re in love, it’s okay,” Courtney said with great enthusiasm. “They should get married!”

For the sake of posterity, here’s a list of reasons why Courtney thinks teens should get married:

  • Attention.

End of list. Regardless, Ariel is currently freeing herself from a horribly abusive stage manager mom, but no, it’s fine, just let Courtney hitch her wagon onto her and extend her fifteen minutes for just a few seconds longer. That’s totally not the morally repulsive thing to do in this situation.

Courtney Stodden

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