Courtney Stodden for PETA

All of a sudden, I get the feeling Khloé Kardashian may have been onto something … anyway, for the newest spot, PETA has fallen back on that oh-so classic tactic of hiring the day’s idiot flavor of the week to talk about things they have absolutely no understanding of. So here’s Courtney Stodden talking about animal cruelty while holding a dog who looks like he’d rather kill himself than spend another minute with her. Because seriously, if I want to hear about animal cruelty, I would at least like to hear it from someone who actually knows what they’re talking about. I don’t want to hear a bunch of vague talking points filtered through the empty, vacuous brain of an attention-starved famewhore. I actually want to be informed.

Courtney Stodden

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

Super Fresh Gossip From Around The Web!

Kim Kardashian Things We Don't Want To See: Kim Kardashian upcoming book of her selfies! Evil Beet
Jennifer Aniston: Justin Theroux 'will put a gun to my head' if I get fillers like Botox! Celebitchy
Britney Spears is flaunting her (26th) new body with some very sexy pictures ... PopSugar
Jared Leto has been looking like Jesus for a while–now he is taking it even further ... SOW
Perennially constipated Kristen Stewart has lots to say in the new issue of ELLE The Blemish
Sorry everyone, but Kate Upton is not planning to get naked anytime soon! ICYDK
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger have way more money than they should have! Celebslam
OMG, smelt it, dealt it ... Lady Gaga dropped a new fragrance–EAU DE GAGA OMG Blog
Madame Tussauds just unveiled their brand-new Selena Gomez wax figure Hollywood Tuna
Hottie Matthew Terry covers DANSK magazine's new autumn / winter issue! Oh La La
Oh, it's just Beyoncé reminding us (AGAIN) she's still in love with her husband ... Dlisted