Courtney Stodden’s boobs are probably fake!

Courtney Stodden

As I mentioned just yesterday, teen bride Courtney Stodden made an appearance on Dr. Drew Pinsky‘s new show Lifechangers, because … ummmmm, underage gold-digging whores will change your life somehow? Anyway, step one in Dr. Drew’s ploy for those pedophile viewers was to get an ultrasound of Courtney’s big fake underage boobs. Of course, this being a television show where people bend over backwards for attention whores, the fake famewhore doctor pronounced her tits “rill”, except whoops! There’s a bunch of shit that could have potentially thrown off the results:

#1: A couple viewers noted that the ultrasound was done improperly, meaning that the results are automatically tainted.

#2: Rumor is circulating that rather than implants, Courtney just got fat injected into her chest, which would probably explain why her boobs are huge despite every other part of her being ridiculously tiny.

#3: It’s Courtney Stodden.

Anyway, watch the video and judge for yourself, but those things are about as real as my boyfriend, astronaut Mike Dexter.

Courtney Stodden

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.