Courtney Stodden: Banned from Facebook!

In the one and only intelligent decision Facebook has ever made, teen bride famewhore Courtney Stodden was permanently banned from Facebook for “inappropriate sexual content”, which is fancy legalese code for “stop posting your weird, sick, child porn all over the site, you teenage prostitute.” So of course, Courtney thinks they’re just kicking her off because they’re just jealous of her beauty. The beauty she paid thousands of dollars for. From Us Weekly:

Stodden mom’s Krista Keller charges that the controversial teen was unfairly booted, and claims none of Stodden’s online photos were nude or otherwise explicit. “It’s the jealousy from the women towards her,” Keller told E! News. “The men love her, the women hate her. The women report the photo because it’s so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she’s too sexy, they all report her together, and it’s done. There is nothing on her page you wouldn’t find anywhere on Facebook!” Keller argued. “She has never done any nudity. Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It’s just her in a bathing suit!”

To be honest, this doesn’t really surprise me since a lot of gay porn stars get kicked off Facebook for much worse, and it could be seen as hypocritical that I blast Facebook for banning them while toasting their kicking Courtney off. Until you remember that she is just seventeen-years-old and regularly shares stories of her sexual exploits with a 51-year-old man (hubby Doug Hutchison), which is pretty much pedophilia no matter how you try to slice it. So HAHAHA! Suck it, baby whore.

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

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