Oh joy. Now my life is truly complete. Huzzah. Huzzah for all. For those of you who have been slacking off on your daily eye-rolling exercises (hey, strong, healthy eyes are important!) Courtney Stodden tried to engage her fans in some “floor flashing” (see the picture below), which is clearly something seventeen-year-old girls need to know how to do nowadays, then after getting a tweet from Chris Crocker, offered to hook up with him for a famewhoring YouTube video. EYES. CANNOT. BE ROLLED HARD ENOUGH.
ChrisCrocker: @CourtneyStodden Courtney, I just feel like we’re kindred spirits. Shall I make a #LeaveCourtneyAlone video?
CourtneyStodden: @ChrisCrocker Our souls are timelessly connected Chris – That video would be such a divine creation! Love you… muah! XOs
ChrisCrocker: @CourtneyStodden That means so much, Court. (if I may call u that.) I hope that someday we can have tea and cross our legs like girlfriends!
CourtneyStodden: @ChrisCrocker Let’s hookup… message my private contact ;) facebook.com/therillcourtne… &/or youtube.com/courtneystodden
Soooooo … about that whole 2102 end of the world thing. Think we can speed that one up a little bit?