Courtney Love is a diamond thief now!

Somewhere between posing nude on Twitter, ranting on Facebook, and making new music (HA! Just kidding, she’s not doing that), Courtney Love has apparently added “Jewel Thief” to her resume, after failing to return a shitload of borrowed jewelry.

Courtney Love is being sued for not returning $113,700 worth of jewelry, RadarOnline.com has learned. The controversial Hole singer borrowed two white gold and diamond chains, a white gold, floral-design mesh bracelet and a pair of white gold and diamond pave hoop earrings on September 21st, 2010 from Jacob & Co. SOURCE

You know what’s a better idea than loaning over $100,000 in jewelry to a drug addict who hasn’t held a steady job since she released America’s Sweetheart? Absolutely anything else. I could juggle flaming chainsaws at a pet store and the police report would still say “… but at least he didn’t lend Courtney Love any jewelry!”

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

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