Courtney Stodden got cartoonishly large boobs to look ‘more natural’

Courtney Stodden and Krista Keller

When we last teen bride and famewhore Courtney Stodden, she was still irrelevant so who gives a sh!t. Well, Courtney’s decided that if she’s going to be irrelevant and awful, she might as well have a set of really big bolt-ons, so Courtney got herself a can of Fix-A-Flat and pumped up her boobs to a double D-cup. Sensing an opportunity for some easy money, Courtney’s mom Krista Keller went to RadarOnline to talk about her daughter’s breasts and how they look more natural now…

“Courtney always wears the Victoria’s Secret push up bras that make her look like she has really big breasts,” her mom told RadarOnline. “She loves the way she looks when she wears them but she is only a C cup so she decided she wanted to have real breast that are that big so they look like that naturally without the bra. So she got DDs!” Courtney’s husband Doug Hutchison was by her side before and after the procedure and her mom told RadarOnline that she loves the results. “Her new breasts beautiful, fabulous and wonderful. She looks fantastic.”

At this point, Courtney looks like someone accidentally spilled a bucket of orange Sherman-Williams paint on a medical cadaver, so I guess when you think about it, her cartoonishly huge fun-sacks are probably the most natural part on her. At least when you pour holy water on breast implants, they don’t screech and burst into flame.

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