Courtney Stodden was on Bethenny Frankel‘s daytime talk show, because apparently that’s a thing, where Bethenny asked her all about how she’s a whore. No, seriously, that was the basis for most of their conversation. It was weird. Anyway, you almost felt bad for Courtney, at least until she opened her mouth and said that she doesn’t read or write. I know I really shouldn’t be surprised that Courtney refuses to partake in even the most basic of language skills, but good gawd. This dumbass. It’s a good thing she lives in a densely populated city, because I’m pretty sure if she ever went into the wild relying upon nothing but her own devices, she’d be eaten by squirrels.