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Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison: Working it out?

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison: Working it out?
November 8, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison

It’s been exactly a week since the news first broke that Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden were separating, which … well d’uh. Of course they would. But apparently, sometime in the seven days between then and now, Courtney and Doug must have realized that they were the best each other could do, both romantically and professionally, so now they might be back on. Via RadarOnline

Heartbroken that Stodden, 19, opted to become “legally separated” from him after just three years of wedded bliss, Hutchison, 53, took her out for dinner on Thursday night to Hollywood’s legendary Musso & Frank’s to woo her — and it worked. “Courtney and Doug were all over each other at the restaurant, acting like they always did when they were together,” an eyewitness exclusively told Radar. “Doug told people in the restaurant that he and Courtney were back together and working it out.”

So basically, two people faked a relationship for publicity, then they faked a separation, now they’re faking a reunion. You know who else did that exact same thing? Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. You know what happened to them? Broke. Irrelevant. Had to live at his parents’ house. Take a good look at your future, Dourtney, because this your destiny. This is all you have to look forward to.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.