Rumors have been swirling for a while now that Khloé Kardashian might not have the same father as Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, probably because she’s taller and she actually seems like a kind human being instead of a cash vacuum from the fifth circle of hell. Anyway, numerous names have floated around, which I’m sure has nothing to do with the fact that Kris Jenner allegedly cheated on Robert Kardashian right around the time Khloé was conceived, but now rumors are going around (via National Enquirer) claiming that O.J. Simpson might be Khloé’s father. Seriously? The Daily Mail reports:
It comes just weeks after two ex-wives of the late Robert Kardashian alleged the reality TV star wasn’t his biological daughter. The 27-year-old is now forced to face a new devastating report suggesting that Robert’s former client and best friend O.J. is actually her real dad. A source close to the Kardashian’s was quick to dismiss the allegations, telling MailOnline today: ‘This is ridiculous and laughable.’
Kris Jenner brushed off the allegations on her Twitter page posting: ‘Thanks for all your love and support today dolls! Wow some of the stories out there today are either fabricated, or SO 24 years ago!! LOVE U.’ American tabloid the National Enquirer today ran a story that claimed the jailed former sportsman told friends that Khloé was his. ‘O.J. told me Khloé’s his child,’ a source is quoted as telling the publication. They allege that Khloé’s mother Kris Jenner had several trysts with O.J. around the time Khloé was conceived. They also point out the similarities Khloé shares with O.J.’s 26-year-old daughter Sydney.
Once again: Seriously? I can’t say with 100% clarity who Khloé’s father, mostly because I don’t keep a diligent eye on Kris Jenner‘s vagina. To do so would cause my retinas to burst forth from their place in my eyeballs and run screaming from the room, but I digress. Point is, it doesn’t matter who Khloé’s father is to anyone but Khloé. And I mean really, if she does have a different father, so what? She’s still the only good egg in the group, so clearly there were bad seeds that knocked up Kris with the other batch of misfits.