So in order to promote her new reality show Ice Loves Coco (I’m officially marking this down as the point where E! has just given up and started handing out reality shows like they were Tic Tacs), Cocoand her giant ass decided to tell everyone that Nicki Minaj‘s ass is fake. I’m assuming immediately after the fact, she picked up a rock and chucked it through her glass house.
Ice-T’s wife, Coco revealed in an interview with
Perez Hiltonthat as far as she knows, Minaj is rocking a fake derriere because the rapper admitted so. “Well, I read that it wasn’t. I thought that she came out with it. I heard it from her,” the 31-year-old told Hilton. Sensing that she may have said too much, Coco quickly backtracked. “Okay I don’t know … we’re not even going to go there anymore. You know what I say about a lot of stylists that work with me … they work with me, they touch my body, they’re doing stuff all day long. So they’re doing that same thing to Nicki Minaj and they’re saying a little bit different.” SOURCE
Dammit … I so wanted to care about whatever Coco says, but unfortunately I’m booked solid for giving a fuck today, so that might be out of the question. But seriously: Who cares? I can’t hear Nicki’s ass when I’m listening to her at the gym, and at least she backs up her big (maybe fake) ass with actual talent. As opposed to Coco, who backed her big (maybe fake) ass by … marrying Ice T. Yeah, that’s honestly about all I got on her. Good lord woman.