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Coachella is the last place Lindsay Lohan needs to be!

Coachella is the last place Lindsay Lohan needs to be!
April 8, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Lindsay Lohan and Claus Hjelmbak

By now, you’ve probably heard the full story about Lindsay Lohan‘s Coachella trip: Basically, Lindsay agreed to a plea deal to go to fake lockdown rehab, but only if she could still go to Coachella because she’s legally too stupid to handle anything sharper than a pool noodle. Anyway, Lindsay’s friend went on the record to RadarOnline, saying that he fears for LiLo’s life if she goes to Coachella …

Claus Hjelmbak, a Danish celebrity promoter, has been friends with Lohan for years, and has decided to go public with his fears because he says it’s the only way he can get the actresses’ attention. “Lindsay is in a very dark place right now, and I’m absolutely scared for her life. Coachella is the last place she needs to be. For someone struggling with addiction, like Lindsay, the amount of drugs and alcohol at Coachella is just a recipe for disaster waiting to happen. I know because I have been to the VIP tent at Coachella in the past. Lindsay can turn it around, but she has to look deep inside herself and get the help she needs,” Claus tells us.

Granted, Claus is a celeb promoter, so there’s a chance he’s trying to score brownie points by going on the record about his worry for LiLo, but this is still one of the saner things that anyone close to Lindsay has publicly said about her. But the problem isn’t that Lindsay is in real danger of killing herself, because at this point I’m convinced she’s immortal: the big problem is that Lindsay is an entitled asshole who does whatever it takes to get what she wants and has no impulse control so she basically wants everything around her. Lindsay’s biggest problem is, simply put, she’s a complete asshole.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.