Close out the week with Pandora Boxx, Willam & Alyssa Edwards

So this week can eat its own ass. Its own narrow, twerking ass. The narrow twerking ass that sent the web into a gawddamn tizzy and made every self-important blogger from every self-important blog launch head-up-ass first into a million gawddamn think pieces about how narrow twerking asses were trashy or slut-shaming or the end of civilization or culture-appropriating or the best thing to happen to MTV in years or blah and blah and blah. It’s time for a time out, internet. And since it’s a long weekend, I want you to take some time to think about whether or not a former teen pop star’s ass is really worth this much stupid, stupid scrutiny.

Pandora Boxx

So while the internet is sitting on its naughty stool and thinking about what its done, let’s post some drag queens so we can end off this turd of a week on a positive note. And today, we have not one, not two, but THREE queens to send us out into the long weekend! First, we have a new episode of Ask Pandora Boxx, which features our beloved funny girl, Pandora Boxx, talking about Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, daytime drag, and much more!

Next up, we have a new episode of World of Wonder‘s Ring My Bell, featuring Alyssa Edwards. Okay, real talk here: I’ve been watching so many videos of Alyssa that I’ve actually started putting together a semi-decent impersonation of her. The trick is make every move super fluid and elegant and exaggerated and to treat every word like its OWN. PERSONAL. STATEMENT. Because she is perfection.

And finally, we have a new episode what for legal reasons we cannot call Willam’s Beatdown, so instead, we’ll go with the suggested Billiam’ Wheatdown. This episode features Willam Belli and Courtney Act (who you may be seeing a lot more of in RuPaul’s Drag Race‘s season six, possibly …) talking about hair and putting extensions on Shawn Morales‘ pubes. Yup. That happened. HAPPY LABOR DAY, GAWD DAMMIT.

Jeremy Feist About Jeremy Feist

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.

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