Two Christina Hendricks posts in the same day? Well shut up, I was just nominated for a TLA Award for most prolific Twitterer in the biz. Sure, it’s basically a joke award, like Miss Congeniality, or the Oscars for short films, but still, my reward to myself is another post about Christina’s giant, ample titties of wonder and joy, so if anything, this benefits ALL of us here. Boobies.
Hendricks comments, ‘Vivienne Westwood has always been one of my favourite designers, so it was a great honour for me to be asked to represent the Get a Life Palladium Jewellery Collection.
‘I admire that Vivienne uses her designs to inspire change and the pieces are just so wonderful. I love that there are dramatic pieces such as the tiara and the heart necklace as well as more simple pieces such as the acorn earrings. As Palladium is a naturally white metal, the pieces really sparkle under the lights and I cannot wait to wear them on the red carpet.’
Dame Vivienne is equally appreciative, saying: ‘Christina is the embodiment of beauty and we were delighted to have been able to involve her with this new jewellery collection. SOURCE
Let this be a lesson to you all. Me getting nominated for an award = You guys get pictures of Christina Hendricks’ breasts. Those wonderful, wonderful breasts. They’re so large, yet so elegant. Soft, yet firm. So make sure you nominate me for every award ever so that you guys get more titties. See? It’s a win-win for everyone involved.