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Christina Hendricks on swimsuit season!

Christina Hendricks on swimsuit season!

It’s the oddest thing: Mad Men star Christina Hendricks has an amazing body, yet she’s incredibly hit-or-miss when it comes to her dresses. Anyway, now that it’s swimsuit season, she’s having trouble finding a bathing suit that flaunts her gigantic wondrous titties of joy and wonder. If I may suggest: Nothing? Just puttin’ that out there.

“It’s really hard to find a bathing suit if you have breasts,” she told Lucky Magazine [via UsMagazine.com.] “You either get smooshed down or there’s no support. My husband and I have sketched out designs.” But when it comes to clothing, Hendricks knows exactly what works for her. “I have to be careful about my proportions and keep it simple,” the 36-year-old actress revealed. “What works for me is structure and something that shows my waist.” SOURCE

Honestly, I’m a little surprised she doesn’t go for one of those old fashioned bathing suits that were literally made to shape your body into an hourglass figure. She already has the look, the body type … all I’m saying is, all she’s missing is a horny cartoon rabbit and Bob Hoskins before he blew all his goodwill on a shitty Super Mario movie, and she could easily be Jessica Rabbit.

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