Oh I’m not even going to try and sugarcoat this: Christina Aguilera was at the Michael Jackson tribute concert over the weekend held in London, and made the EXTREMELY unwise decision to try and cram ten pounds of sugar into a five pound bag. I don’t care how sweet it is, it does not fit. Anyway, Xtina went onstage wearing fishnets, clown make-up and a raggedy-as-hell busted weave to sing Charlie Chaplin‘s Smile. Yup, one of the saddest, slowest songs in the world and she came out dressed as a biker groupie. The Huffington Post reports on the tragedy:
Taking the stage in a a skin-tight bodysuit and tights, the 30-year-old singer followed the celebrity trend of shunning pants that’s been popular for the last few years. With clownish makeup and bleach blonde extensions looking ratty and tangled, the singer’s appearance shocked the audience as she performed Charlie Chaplin’s Smile. For her second set the singer changed into a more flattering outfit, but still didn’t look quite like the songstress fans are used to seeing.
First off, do not wear fishnets if you’re looking chunky, because it will make me spout out the obvious “WHALE HOOOOOOOOOOO!” joke and it’ll be your fault for inviting comparisons. Second, it’s a tribute concert for Christ’s sake. You’re singing a slow song. You should be able to put two and two together here and realize that maybe dressing up like a hooker might not be the best idea.
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